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Merrily We Roll Along
I have recently been hospitalized in my own mind from a condition known as Moving Syndrome. This psychiatric condition is caused by packing up all your stuff and loading it in a truck and trailer, followed by lots of driving, unpacking all your worldly possessions and depositing yourself in a brand new place, leaving the…
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Valentine’s Day Customer Service
This Valentine’s day, consider providing great customer service. Anyone who has ever worked in a job-job has the basic concepts of customer service down. When we encounter a customer or a boss we apply these rules and techniques. We always try to exceed expectations, we deliver our best selves, we actively listen and carefully respond.…
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Check under the hood for you ?
My second job after high school was as a service station attendant. For those of you born after about 1989, we referred to ourselves as “grease monkeys” and there were two sets of pumps at filling stations. One was self-service and the other full-service. Grease monkeys worked the full service isle and washed the windows,…
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There’s a hole in my doughnut
You cat lovers know who you are. I see your Facebook pictures, you can’t hide. And one weird phenomenon that we all share in common is the hole in the doughnut. Every morning our cat Sissy Ree knocks on my office door. She looks up waiting for me to get my shit together then heads…
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What’s it like to be you?
“Tell me about yourself” is an interview question. Here’s a better one: “What’s it like to be you?” The first one has a simple answer, “Well, I like long walks on the beach…” The second question is one we don’t ponder, much less ask. It’s almost a question that words can’t answer. You could create…
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Ma ma ma my corona
I’ve waited before, this is nothing new. Waited for service, waited for grades, waited for puberty, waited for the check to clear. But today I’m waiting for Corona virus. I recon the only reason I got a test this morning is because I am scheduled for the regular periodic scans of my innerds. But here…
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Blunt force trauma
Enough has been said about him. Enough has been written about him. I was waiting for the day after when when we would wake to a new world. We did, for a moment, but a day later the media was all over it again like a dog on a bone. Not because there was some…
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Manage the weight
Stop reading if you’re expecting Don’s diet tips. Have you ever done weight training? If you have, you know there’s a right way and a wrong way. The wrong way is to lift a weight and let gravity take over on the way down. The right way is to “Manage the Weight” making sure that…
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Did you laugh the day after?
There has never been a national disaster after which I laughed. I can’t conceive of a situation where a disaster could occur and I would wake up laughing. What kind of cruel animal would I have to be? What kind of sadistic madman could do such a thing? Oh no, Lordy no, say it ain’t…
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¿Cómo estás?
Remember high school Spanish? ¿Cómo estás? it stuck in your head like asking directions to the library. As a güero, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Fast forward. We lived in Colorado for a dozen years and my kids were brought up there. The next door neighbors moved away and a family from South…
